250,000 gainers can’t be wrong
Ewan McGregor - cheeky devil?
Imagine my amazement. In Sunday’s Vancouver Province I saw a double-page spread that said I could get a free sample of the “Rolls Royce of male enlargement.” Say no more and sign me up.
What really caught my eye was the ad, pictured at left, showing a curious looking Ewan McGregor with the headline beside it, “What Celebrities Had To Say!” If this thing is endorsed by Ewan, how can I go wrong? It’s also “already tested with success by GQ Magazine” so it must be for real.
The JesExtender is apparently the latest in a slew of penis stretching devices. Upon reading the tiny details, Ewan was actually among three guests on the same UK show in which this device was also featured. What, you mean this isn’t a real endorsement? A major motion picture star at the height of his career isn’t coming out in support of a set of penis stretching weights? The celebs were apparently quoted as saying they’d try it if they needed it. So what if one of them was also Michelle Pfeiffer. Maybe it stretches other stuff too.
According to the ad, “the numbers are impressive” …
Backed by more than 1200 doctors, scientific studies, the FDA, Health Canada, and already tested with success by more than 250,000 people in 78 country … [sic]
Hell, even with only an implied or ‘flaccid’ endorsement from Ewan or Michelle, with other endorsements like these, I really can’t go wrong.
The jaws of life?
And then I saw it, at the very end of the article, and I decided I’d better forego this purchase for now. The box, pictured at right, has a number of different sized weights, two pieces of rubber tubing and a couple of pieces of plastic that look kind of like a pair of jaws. While the low introductory price of $79.95 is still damned enticing, and the offer of a free set of comfort pads and unlimited VIP access to a forum for the exchange of ‘tips’ with other men around the world suffering a similar affliction only sweetens the deal, I’m just not ready to strap weighted plastic jaws onto my tiny willie just yet.
Maybe if Michelle Pfeiffer also came with the package, I’d have to reconsider.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
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October 12th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Picture Napolean Dynamite and his brother getting ready to use a mail order time machine kit. Anyone buying this is definitely using the “other” brain.